wee wee woo waa and the heart string tug jobs

We all like a bit of piss play now and then, nothing like a golden shower to relieve the stresses of the day but Stansislaw Burzynski is really taking the piss with his Antineoplastons cancer "cure" and the threatening responses to bloggers that question the efficacy of the "treatment", sorry clinical trails

From what I can gather Antineoplastons are just peptides that Stanislaw derived from piss, human piss, we all have our little quirks and fetishes, still I can't help wonder where the magic golden liquid he uses come from but that's probably just my dirty mind mmm loving that salt rain Stan.
Stanislaws credentials seem to be a bit dubious as well graduating from med school at the ripe old age of 24 and getting a doctorate in biochemistry at 25 from a school that didn't grant Ph.D.'s

Why am I bothered by this dude and his clinic? I read an article in the observer, a heart string twanging account of a young girl with cancer that got my heckles up, phrases like "not available on the NHS" or "not available in the country" stuck in my cerebral throat and stopped my mind from swallowing and digesting, Why are these "cures" and " treatments" not available here or on the NHS? simple answer they don't work and this preying on the weak is just shameful .

"The clinical efficacy of antineoplastons combinations for various diseases have been the subject of many such trials by Burzynski and his associates, but these have not produced any clear evidence of efficacy. Oncologists have described these studies as flawed, with one doctor stating that they are “scientific nonsense”. In particular, independent scientists have been unable to reproduce the positive results reported in Burzynski’s studies."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/theobserver/2011/nov/20/a-family-gripped-by-cancer
"The prognosis is complicated. Many of the children with these tumours have a life expectancy of around a year to 18 months. Is it impossible for her to survive? No, as it turns out. Sam and Terri very quickly found out about a pioneering treatment at the Burzynski Clinic in Texas for children with DIPG. The estimated cost is £200,000. It is not available in this country, it is new and there are no guarantees. When you are faced with a decision like that, what can you do? It's like Monopoly money and when we realised we would have to raise this amount, it seemed ridiculous. Especially as there's only a slight chance that the treatment might work."

Now I've seen some steaming piles of filmographic shite in my life and I didn't think I'd see anything as bad and nausea inducing as The Last Unicorn but "Burzynski Movie" is by far the worst thing I've ever seen, If you are going to watch it, strap yourself in for some serious woowaa.

here are some links on the subject

http://www.quackometer.net/blog/2011/11/the-false-hope-of-the-burzynski-clinic.html

http://www.quackometer.net/blog/2011/11/the-burzynski-clinic-threatens-my-family.html

http://rhysmorgan.co/2011/08/the-burzynski-clinic/

Just seen this http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15923438 maybe this is where Stan is getting his urine